Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
(I dunno about you, but I wouldn’t want to be a stripper in Hyrule.
(I wouldn’t want people THROWING THESE AT ME.)
Why do some couples make their status “single” every time they fight. I don’t put “orphan” when I get into fights with my parents.